McCain/WarnerJohn McCain and 81 year-old Senator John Warner
More Experience Than God McCain/Jindal John McCain and 36 year-old Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal
You want youth, here's your F-ing youth
(He should help to secure the very coveted Southern Roman Catholic Indian-American vote, since all 12 of them are part of Jindal's extended family).
McCain/RomneyJohn McCain and Former Governor Mitt Romney
Our Mutual Hatred Fuels Our Powers
(They would create a huge economic surge for the lagging food taster sector)
McCain/Cheney
John McCain and Vice President Dick Cheney
Stay the Course
or The Experience America does not Deserve
1 comment:
Ha ha! Actually, Ted Stevens is even older than Warner - he'll be 85 in November! And he's a lot crankier too.
Just like McCain.
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